Dash’s attention was brought back by a party horn unfurling and tickling
her nose. She gaped at Pinkie Pie, who was standing right in front of her. The
party pony was wearing a dress quilted from dried skin, emblazoned with cutie
marks.
Emblazoned with what now?
On her back fluttered six pegasus wings, all of different colors. As the
earth pony skipped in excitement, her necklace of severed unicorn horns clacked
together loudly.
Okay yeah, alright, fine, they’re actually ponies. Apparently Pinkie is an “earth pony”, whatever that means… and unicorns are a thing.
Not gonna lie, I wasn’t expecting this stuff from Wildbow.