“No way,” Jennifer said. She dropped into one of the felt-covered chairs at the far end of the room.
See, I know what “felt-covered” means, but part of my brain can only imagine a pile of plain wooden chairs covered in fifteen green men in colorful hats.

Homestuck, man. Once you’re infected you can’t escape it.
Aisha had to hop out of the way so she didn’t get sat on.
!!!
YES
Now this is someone I’d much rather read an Interlude about!
She watched the dialogue between her mother, her mother’s boyfriend of the week and her mother’s new friend with a dispassionate expression.
Oh, huh. So we did kind of know Celia already, and a part of the Laborn family had ties to the Merchants.
This is… less surprising than it probably should be.
Seeing this scene, she didn’t really feel much. A little disappointment.
I guess she’s kind of used to it.
Embarrassment. Disgust.
Now this I can absolutely understand.