It’s like the world’s gone mad, and I’m the only sane person left.
You might not be entirely wrong about that.
So who’d feel like this? I’m thinking Sundancer.
Director Emily Piggot finished the last
Oh! I guess we’re following right on from Skitter’s message, and talking about PR a fair bit.
Emily, huh?
Remember that whole thing with “JPIGGOT”, back in Parasite? Back then, I was informed that the J was likely an error born from Wildbow not having finished naming her yet (which also told me that we would be finding out her actual first name sooner or later).
I’d like to suggest a compromise: She writes and thinks of her name as Emily, but her parents were jerks so legally, it’s spelled with a silent J at the beginning – Jemily Piggot – and that’s what the PRT used to determine her username back when she didn’t have the authority to object. She doesn’t like that spelling, but she never got around to having it legally changed.
of her coffee and paused to survey the enormity of the task that lay ahead of her. The scale of it could be measured in paperwork. Piles of it.
Everyone’s favorite thing!
Sometimes two feet high, the stacks of paper were arranged in rows and columns on every available surface, including the top of her coffee maker and the floor around her desk.
For the previous quote, I was looking for an image from Homestuck that I thought was something like this, but it seems I misremembered, because this is the best I found:

and that’s really not that much for the comically overworked aesthetic.
There were stacks of stapled pages, each topped with a weight to protect it from the gusts and breezes that flowed through the open window frames.
Oh man, yeah, even just one of these piles getting caught by the wind would be a disaster.