Her voice was the first thing he heard when he woke.  “Welcome back.”

I suppose the reinforcements saved him?

“I survived,” his voice rasped.  He’d had a tracheotomy.

Tracheotomy*looks up*

Oh right, that procedure, where they basically make you a second breathing hole. I think I’ve looked that up before, though I don’t remember if it was for the blog.

The only explanation for his throat being this sore would be having a tube rammed down it.  Looking around, he saw a laptop propped up beside him, and a get well card from Miss Militia.  She must have put the laptop there when she left the card.

That’s nice of her. Now Army can go surfing the web while he recuperates, or work on some of his projects.

Mannequin wrenched his hand back, as if to make it clear that he had let him get that close, that Colin had never really stood a chance.  Colin was pulled to one side, and he didn’t have the strength in his midsection to keep from falling over.

It seems like Colin’s getting more ragdoll-y himself.

His knife clattered from his grip as he fell to the floor.

The villain picked up the knife, examined it, then pressed the button to test it.

Uh oh.

You may have given him some ideas, Colin.

The last thing Colin saw before darkness consumed his vision was the bastard using the weapon on the wall beside the window, dust billowing where it made contact.

Oh, okay.

Hey, I told you that was a security threat! For this exact reason!

In the last seconds of consciousness, he heard Dragon’s voice, as if from a far away place.  “No!  No, no no!  Colin!  Stay awake!  I need you!”

Awake? He’s barely staying alive right now. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, staying alive, staying alive.

No!

He couldn’t say where, but he found some reserve of strength.  The knife inched closer.  Hairs away.  He could see the material of the casing smoke just beneath Mannequin’s ‘eye’, a dark patch revealing itself beneath.

Huh. Armmaster had more Determination than I thought.

…seriously, this reserve of strength plays into my Undertale references perfectly.

Mannequin’s head fell, tipping over backwards to strike the ground, dangling from the chain, out of reach of the blade.

“Okay yeah he’s getting a bit too close now, let’s get this head outta the way.”

Still holding Colin’s wrist, the headless villain stood straight.

He was toying with me.

I suppose that’s also an appropriate personality trait for someone who looks so much like a giant featureless action figure.

A blade stuck out of Mannequin’s upper arm, near the elbow joint.  The upper arm fired like a small rocket to stick in the wall, and for a second, there was slack in the chain.

Knives and then rockets? This Mad Dummy is doing things backwards.

Colin thrust the knife forward, came within inches of making contact with Mannequin’s chest before the chain reeled in and the metal links went rigid.

You tried.

The chain started to gradually reel in, and Mannequin started pulling his hand backward, toward the wall where the section of arm had stuck.

Ohh, so that’s why he did that. It’s acting like a winch.

Then, as if to taunt Colin, Mannequin dropped to a crouch, moved his face less than an inch from the blur that marked the edge of the blade’s effect.

Pfft.

AU where he accidentally gets a little too close. Whoops!

He wouldn’t be able to distract the lunatic with words while he acted.  He could only pray.

Good luck, I guess. I don’t think you’ll be able to kill him, but I guess you might be able to severely hamper him.

Don’t do it for me, God.  I probably don’t deserve the chance.  Do it for every soul this motherfucker would kill from here on out if I fail.

I guess he does care on some level. Good to know. 🙂

He thrust out the knife, swept it towards his opponent’s chest cavity.  His hand stopped.

Hm?

With his vision in his good eye failing him, it took him a second to see why.  Mannequin’s hand gripped his wrist.

Ah.

He pushed, as if he could beat this monster in strength.  By some miracle, his hand moved a fraction closer to his enemy’s chest.  He redoubled his efforts, and it moved still closer.

To beat this Mad Dummy, you gotta have DETERMINATION!

Couldn’t lapse into that kind of thinking.

I guess he’s better off focusing on the enemy?

Still had the knife.  One hole in the self-contained systems that were one of Mannequin’s vital body parts would cause a leak of fluids, an introduction of pathogens that Mannequin surely wouldn’t be able to fight off.

…I suppose that does make sense.

By the way, I guess the electromagnetic attachment of some of his limbs might be results of some of his chains getting severed, though it ought to be possible for him to repair that.

He tried to speak, but there was too much blood in his mouth, and he only managed to start coughing violently, spraying blood on the white of Mannequin’s chest.  His vision was getting hazy.

You fucked up, pal.

None of it hurt as much as it felt like it should have.  More serious wounds didn’t tend to, odd as it was.

Tiny papercuts, on the other hand…

Colin tried to laugh, and found he couldn’t.  He could feel blood flowing into his mouth and throat through the gaping wound in his face.

He let his head hang forward, so the blood could mostly flow out of his mouth.

He tried to move forward, lunge with his knife, but he couldn’t pull his shoulder from the wall, even though the blade was no longer pinning him there.

Huh, that’s odd.

Was it a lack of physical strength, or something mechanical, flesh and bone shoved into the hole in the wall?

Could very well be the latter. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The villain withdrew the hand, then punched the blade into Colin’s stomach.  Once, twice, three times.

And to think, he didn’t come to kill you.

Oh, Colin.

Dragon’s scream came from every speaker in the room.

Yeeeah, this is the last thing she wants to happen.

A slash of the blade caught Colin across the face, blinding him in one eye and tearing through the bridge of his nose.

Wait, did he just take on another Vriska trait?

Losing an arm and an eye is a thing in Homestuck, and Vriska, whom I’ve previously compared Armmaster to, even in this very chapter, is one of the characters it happens to.

Mannequin slammed him into the wall with more strength than he might have expected the artificial body to have.

And there we go.

You officially poked the bear.

Or, uh, verbally assaulted the mannequin. Doesn’t sound as good, though, and it might cause a floating training dummy to attack you later, if you survive this.

…wait, he’s already being attacked by a “Mad Dummy”.

The blade came next, springing from Mannequin’s hand to pierce the shoulder that led to Colin’s stump of an arm and stick through the wall behind him.

“Colin, stop, please!”

Dragon’s words didn’t matter.  He was going to die anyways.  He’d known the moment he recognized Mannequin.

No faith in the reinforcements, huh? Sounds familiar.

He’d go down fighting, hurt this motherfucker the only ways he could.

But yeah, if he thinks he’s gonna die anyway, this behavior makes much more sense beyond just pure wrath and recklessness.

“You want to compare us, freak?  Maybe we both had bad days.  Days where nothing went right, days where we were too slow, too stupid, too weak, unprepared or tired.  Days we’ll look back on for the rest of our fucking miserable lives, wondering what we would have done different, what we could have done better, how things could have played out.  The difference between us is that I actually did something with my life, and I’m still trying to do more while I serve my sentence!”  He stopped and took a breath.

Oh jeez. Mannequin better hope whatever he made his casing out of is fire resistant, because Colin is really turning up the heat.

“You started your big projects, got every fucking person in the world to get their hopes up, and then you failed to finish anything because you couldn’t hack it when your fucking family got killed!  You insult their fucking memories every motherfucking second you exist like this!”

I’ll give him that last one. It’s not exactly a good way of honoring their memories.