Greetings, everyone, my name is Krixwell Jace, and tonight I’m going to be your reporter for the news.
So, the first topic today issss… oooooooaaaahhhhhhhhi shall begin with one hundred percent
percent
a day: percent
there’s no day: percent
tomorrow: percent
saturday: percent
at least one day
this is- this is not the script! where is the script?!
a day… sunday there’s no day, ah, i, it’s canceled so get ready for the giggles and laughs okay
greetings everyone my name is krixwell jace. today i shall present
*giggles* get it? like, i am so funny
so, the first portrait is– (krixwelleh jace, your reporter f)
ah, here’s the script
*ahem* excuse me
i don’t know how to reeeeeeead
…this was supposed to be a chapter intro where I just pretended to be a news anchor, but it semi-accidentally turned into a slightly edited transcript of this ridiculous video instead:
(seriously, watch it, a transcript doesn’t do it full justice)
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