Greetings, everyone, my name is Krixwell Jace, and tonight I’m going to be your reporter for the news.

So, the first topic today issss… oooooooaaaahhhhhhhhi shall begin with one hundred percent

percent

a day: percent

there’s no day: percent

tomorrow: percent

saturday: percent

at least one day

this is- this is not the script! where is the script?!

a day… sunday there’s no day, ah, i, it’s canceled so get ready for the giggles and laughs okay

greetings everyone my name is krixwell jace. today i shall present

*giggles* get it? like, i am so funny

so, the first portrait is– (krixwelleh jace, your reporter f)

ah, here’s the script

*ahem* excuse me

i don’t know how to reeeeeeead