Speaking of troubles with furniture assembly, I managed to do this recently.

This table is very simple to put the legs on, and I’ve done it multiple times in the past, generally having detached them for the purpose of getting it through the door between the kitchen and living room.

And I still managed to fuck it up in pretty much the only way possible, on the last leg.

(I was moving one side around for each leg, so the screws were always pointing to my left, but then I forgot to move when I started attaching the last one.)

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*sees table* Well that’s a visual representation worthy of a trigger event. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to use my power of putting one thing in an organized group *slightly* out of place to make some villain regret their life choices.

The number of heroes and villains who got their powers from attempting to assemble furniture is staggering.