Interlude 8a: A Tale of Tattle

Source material: Worm, Interlude 8 (Bonus)

Originally blogged: November 26, 2017

Oh shit, that was unexpected.

Uh, hi! It’s time to livebagel some more Worm, but apparently we are not looking at Extermination 8.3 today like I thought. Instead we have Interlude 8, which… is a name that kinda bugs me. Interlude 3½ may be a pain to write on my computer and cause the numbering of the Interludes to be offset from the number of them (this is the ninth one), but at least it kept the sacred pattern of Arc N -> Interlude N -> Arc N+1 -> Interlude N+1 intact. Now it’s gonna be offset, assuming the pattern of Interludes between every Arc even keeps going… given recent shakings-up in the Arc structure department, though, maybe that’s an assumption I should be careful about making.

Anyway, who are we following today, I wonder? My first instinct is to say a civilian, to let us check up on those who are not fighting for the protection of the city – or at least, not with powers. If this civilian has managed to make their way to the shelters, I think we can expect to see how Danny is holding up.

…he doesn’t know where Taylor is. Poor man. Though I don’t think actually knowing would make him feel any better.

Another option is Dragon – it might be time to take a look at her feelings towards Leviathan – or… well, just so I don’t guess literally everyone, let’s limit it to the members of New Wave. Ooh, or the Guild? We know pretty much nothing about them, and they’ve only just popped up again after an offhanded mention in Insinuation, so it might be time to learn what they’re all about – although naturally whatever we see will most likely be framed in the context of this battle.

Oooh, Weld would be a neat one too, I think… okay, I’m gonna stop now so there can be some chance of me being wrong. Let’s just dive into it!

(A phrase that may be more relevant than ever in this Arc, I suppose.)

“I think we’ve got a stray, Tasha.”

That’s a new name.

If they’re talking about a person, I’d venture to guess that Tasha and whoever is speaking aren’t the nicest of people.

Tasha frowned as she looked up from her cell phone, and looked to where Daniella, behind the register, was pointing. Her lip curled in distaste.

Hm. A register implies this is a shop of some kind, I guess. Still not sure if they’re talking about a person or not, but it’s absolutely a possibility that they’re not, and an animal has just entered the shop.

It was a girl, fourteen or fifteen, with dirty blond hair – both in the sense of being greasy and in color – tipped with streaks of blue.

Nope. Person.

Dirty blond with streaks of blue? Interesting.

Her clothes looked like they had only barely made the cut for the goodwill bin, and had been worn for weeks or months since she’d gotten them. The girl was pretending to look through a collection of jackets that were still left over from last spring. People like that weren’t supposed to be able to walk around the Boardwalk and bother people.


I briefly considered the idea of this being Rachel in the past, but that doesn’t seem too likely. The hair color is easily explained since this girl either dyes it or has had it changed by a power (much like Canary), but there’s also the issue of her age and the timeline.

Whoever this girl is, though, we’re definitely in the past, which means we’ll presumably be drawing out of a flashback later in the Interlude (because that’s how Wildbow tends to do this kind of thing – the non-flashback part of Interlude 7 is the most he’s gone back in time between chapters so far). And while the girl seems to be important, we’re seeing this through Tasha’s POV, so it’s probably her flashback… hm.

“I’ll handle it,” Tasha told Daniella.

She quietly cleared her throat, straightened her back and approached the girl with a fake smile plastered across her face. “Can I help you?”


“I’m good,” the girl shoved one jacket to the other end of the rack, and Tasha couldn’t help but imagine a fingerprint being left on the leather. She wouldn’t be able to get that image out of her head until she evicted the kid and chedcked over the jacket herself.

Chedck yourself before you wredck yourself.

This girl seems to be fairly confident despite her scruffy appearance… y’know, maybe I was too hasty to dismiss the Rachel hunch?

It bugged Tasha that the girl hadn’t left. Most cleared out when confronted, well aware they were in the wrong place.

Tasha and Daniella both seem kinda judgmental. Their tone might change if this girl makes it clear that she’s more than got the dough to pay for a nice leather jacket. Perhaps one with a furred collar.

“I’m going to be blunt, then. You can’t afford these jackets. That one you just pushed aside? That’s a design by Fendi. It’s over four thousand dollars.”

“No shit? It’s ugly.”

Hehe. Yeah, I’m feeling more and more confident that this is past Rachel.

Tasha pursed her lips, glanced at the other customers in the store. A pair of college-age girls, a woman and her boyfriend. Nobody seemed to have heard the vulgarity, or the crass insult.

I guess this is at least half the reason Tasha and Daniella want Maybchel out – it just doesn’t look good for their store to have a scruffy kid like this in there.

Leaning close, Tasha hissed, “Do I need to call security, you little idiot?”

‘Security’ served as a euphemism for the enforcers on the Boardwalk, paid uniforms who patrolled the streets and the stores, keeping an eye out for the homeless, gang members and shoplifters.

Ah, right, I remember those. Not sure that really counts as a euphemism when that’s literally their function, but fair enough.

Their methods were as blunt as methods got. Victims generally weren’t in a position to go to the cops and complain, or the police simply overlooked the enforcer’s activities.


Kinda their function.

“I really hate being called stupid,” the girl spoke, meeting Tasha’s eyes with a glare.

“You could try.”

“You must be new around here if you aren’t-“

“Shut the fuck up,” the girl interrupted her, with enough force and hostility that Tasha stopped mid-sentence. “Breathe in my face again and I’m gonna gag. Your breath smells like vomit and a halfhearted attempt at covering up the smell with candy.”

Damn, she’s got some mad burns.

Unconsciously, Tasha’s hand rose toward her mouth. She stopped and folded her arms, as if to prevent her hand from straying again. She tried to gather her composure, tell off the girl, but the girl was already speaking.

(There’s another girl we know who doesn’t like insults to her intelligence and has a way with words, but nothing else about the behavior here is fitting.)

“Your boyfriend is cheating on you, Tasha Fowler, sleeping with your best friend.

…never mind.

I guess Lisa was a bit more… brusque and blunt back then.

Pretty fucking ironic, given how unattractive your friend is, and your continued attempts to puke yourself thin and make yourself pretty for him.”


Tasha felt a cold feeling in the pit of her stomach.

“If you hurry and run the entire way, you can catch them in the act. But you can’t waste a second.”

Holy shit.

“How do you…?” Tasha asked, but the girl was already looking through jackets again, clearly not listening. Tasha glanced at the door.

“Go!” the girl suddenly barked at her. Startled, Tasha moved toward the door, and then she kept moving, running.

Hehe. I guess it’s hard to not take her on her word.

As the saleswoman left the store, the door banging closed behind her, Daniella stared first at the door her coworker had just escaped through, then at the ratty little girl.

“What the actual fuck just happened?”

The girl turned her head, pretending to examine a jacket, so she could hide a vulpine smile that spread across her face.

Heh, and there’s the cue for anyone who didn’t pick up on it before now.

So! It seems we’re in for an Interlude focusing on Lisa, unless that changes on the other side of this separation square (which would be odd).

Hell yes.

They arrived on site in a clap of thunder. She almost lost her footing, but Grue offered her a steadying hand.

Alright, we’re back to the present, looking from Tattletale’s perspective. Excellent.

Y’know, I was just beginning to think that maybe the Undersiders were off-limits for Interlude POVs, but nope.

The downpour immediately drenched every part of her that had still been dry when the tidal wave crashed into the lobby. She used her hands to pull her soaking hair back out of her face, combing it back into place with her fingertips.


“He’s down there, Tattletale,” Grue spoke.

“Yep,” she replied. Leviathan was in the midst of the shattered Boardwalk, pushing one section of the wooden walkway out of his way with the tip of his tail.

RIP the Boardwalk.

I guess it’s fitting that the Interlude opened with a scene that took place around here, when here was still a thing.

(#dang it timmy)

“Bigger in person,” Regent spoke. His normally loose fitting shirt clung to him.

Yeah, I guess he would seem a little smaller on videos of attacks elsewhere, just because he’s not actually threatening your life and residence at the moment.

After moving his arms and watching the water dripping off of the soaked sleeves, he pulled it off, so he wore only the closer-fitting mesh armor he’d had on beneath.

Ah, right, his deceptive outfit that makes him appear a lot more laid back than he actually is. I almost forgot that.

I’m fairly sure that parallels his personality in some way.

Tattletale grinned. Sometimes you couldn’t do anything else. “We are so fucking out of our depth.”

Hehe, yeah. Out of all of them, including Taylor, Regent is the only one with a power that might be particularly useful.

Well, unless Tattle’s power provides her with critical information about his weaknesses or something.

“Everyone is. Even Legend,” Grue replied.

“Listen,” she said, “If I die-“

“None of us are dying,” Grue spoke, his voice hard.

Hopefully. I still don’t like the phrase “one in four” as applied to a four-person team.

Although the exact number of Undersiders present at the battle is kind of… subjective at the moment, what with Taylor’s borderline status.

“Odds are one of us is going to. Statistically speaking,” Tattletale pointed out. “As there’s only four of us…”

…see? And unlike Tattle (probably), I have the knowledge that this is a work of fiction and coincidences aren’t really a thing.

Also, short-as-fuck-term prediction: Grue is about to correct that figure to “three”.

“Three. Bitch isn’t here and Skitter’s not in the group,” Grue spoke.


“Right,” Tattletale answered. She looked for Skitter and spotted her in the jumble of people, on her hands and knees in the receding waters from the tidal wave. The girl stood, coughed a few times, water spraying from the fabric of her mask, then turned her attention to surveying the scene in that peculiar way she did.

Eyy, it’s the last chapter down there! *waves*

So that means Leviathan is about to claim his first victims among the capes.

Skitter was so focused on the scene that she didn’t even seem to notice the bugs congregating around her.

Huh, yeah, I don’t recall that being mentioned last chapter.

More than one out-of-town cape gave her a weird look when a bug flew by, to settle on a wall or somebody’s shoulder, but the girl was oblivious. Maybe she was so used to being self conscious and imagining people avoiding her or looking at her funny, she couldn’t see it when it was real.


So Skitter seems to be subconsciously doing her usual tactic of placing bugs on everyone so she can track them. Interesting.

Funny, that Skitter had turned her ability into such an effective tool for sensing and assessing her environment, yet she was so unaware of some things.


She’d be better at using my power than I am.

That’s an interesting assessment. I don’t really see where it’s coming from – is it the fact that Skitter found such an effective use of her power? Or maybe Tattle is self-conscious about her contributions to the team, and the times she’s missed something over the previous Arcs?

Speaking of which, I’m very interested to see how the power might manifest in this Interlude. How it’s presented in the text.

Skitter had a piece of wet paper hanging off her shoulder, some trash that the wave had picked up, but there was nobody to point it out or pick it off. She was alone. Tattletale felt a pang of sympathy.

Alone against an Endbringer. Well, not really, there are plenty of allies around, but I’m talking more about how it feels – and Taylor is very much in a lonely position right now.

And feelings aside, I think she works a lot better in a team, though she’s done some really cool things on her own.

She’d never been able to stand being isolated, had always had her family, with roommates, friends and fellow squatters living with her after she’d run away.


Taylor, though, seemed to gravitate towards solitude. She pushed people away, and when it came down to the nitty-gritty, when their group had found out the details with the kidnapped girl, Taylor had left.

I suppose that’s true, but it’s not by choice. She’s a lonely girl because of this tendency.

Tattletale couldn’t imagine doing the same thing, and she had strong suspicions Taylor was closer to the others than she was.

I was gonna argue, but… She’s gotten further with Rachel than any of them, it seems (Lisa knows how Rachel’s mind works, but Taylor’s the one who actually acted on that knowledge and made an effort to actually get to know her. We don’t know if Lisa’s tried that yet.), and she and Brian could relate to each other a lot until the differences between cautious and pragmatic became clearer to Taylor.

It was a damn shame that things had gone that way, because she been blossoming as a person, lately, actually connecting to others. To Bitch, even, of all people.


Something that happened when it did because she Decided to give you all a chance instead of turning you all in to the Protectorate as she had been planning from the start.

Heh, this would be one hell of a moment for her power to chime in with that little tidbit.

Tattletale couldn’t help but feel regret, too. She had to admit the schism was at least partially her own fault. Not paying attention, not getting the right info.

I’ve been going back and forth a lot on what determines what info she gets. Ultimately, it does seem like she needs to at least semi-consciously pay attention to something to get information about it, but it might also have an element of luck.

Tattletale couldn’t help but feel she should have been watching out for this sort of thing, knowing that it would take so little to spook the most sensitive member of their group.


She’d grown lax. It had been easy to, with the knowledge and comfort of the fact that Coil’s power gave them something of a safety net.

I guess this is why she thinks Taylor would do better – she might think Taylor is too cautious to fall into this sort of complacency.

But when she’d phoned, informed him, her fingers crossed, he’d told her that he was already focusing on other things.

Wait. Informed him about what? Taylor leaving them?

He could only make the call on one series of events with his power, after all, and in the wake of the Endbringer’s arrival, he had greater priorities. The opportunity had been lost.

…interesting. Sounds like Coil’s power is limited to doing one thing at a time – he can’t both make sure the Endbringer is defeated and make sure Taylor comes back to the Undersiders, unless the latter happens as a result of the former, but if he were to wait until after Leviathan was gone, he might be able to do something then.

Seems like a reasonable limitation, if that is indeed what is meant by “one series of events”.

If I die,” she spoke, leaving no room for further argument, “An envelope should arrive in the mail for me, a week or two after I’ve bitten it. I wrote it. It’s got all my passwords and account numbers for the money I’ve set aside, so far. You guys take it, give some to Taylor if you run into her.”


“Alright,” Grue spoke. Tattletale quirked an eyebrow at him. She’d expected more resistance.

He may not be on the best terms with Taylor right now, but he’s not going to disrespect Lisa’s dying will.

“And if you happen to get yourself killed, we’ll make sure Aisha gets what she needs. Just so you know.”


He didn’t voice a response, but he nodded once.

She cast another glance Skitter’s way. She should’ve asked, before they parted ways. Would Taylor want her dad to know what she’d been up to? It was impossible to say.

Ooh, that’s a good question. I think she might at least want him to know that she died trying to defend the city, but that kind of requires some additional context.

Taylor wouldn’t want her dad to know about her villainous activity, but to at least have him know she’d gone out as part of a huge sacrifice like this? Maybe.


“Get Ready!” Legend cried out.

Tattletale grinned, turning her full attention to the Endbringer from beneath the waves. It was crouching, preparing to charge.

Aaand here we go.

Using her power wasn’t a switch she turned on.

Oooh, time for some exposition on how it works? That said, we’re probably leading up to a segment where she knows a lot about all the people who are hurt or killed in this upcoming attack… ouch.

It was letting the walls come down, letting the information start pouring in. It meant a killer migraine if she used it too much, especially on people or living things, but if she had a headache three hours from now, it would be a damn good thing. It would mean she was alive.


Also, I suppose the added penalty for using it too much on people or living things might be a manifestation of the Manton effect. At least she’s able to do it at all, which is pretty good compared to some other characters. I’m sure Faultline would be fine with getting some migraines if it meant she could use her power on her enemies and green wood.

Huh. Wasn’t expecting that right there. Are we going back to the past again?

Getting rid of the saleswoman had been easy-peasy. The bit about the cheating boyfriend had been an outright lie.

Ahaha, nice.

In a similar vein, the part where she’d mentioned the best friend had been an educated guess, but the salesgirl, Tasha, wasn’t the type to have a friend prettier than her.

That’s… quite possibly the most backhanded way I’ve ever heard of saying someone’s pretty.

So, if Lisa wasn’t using her power to do that (we don’t know how she knew Tasha’s full name yet, but it’s possible she had a name tag or something), maybe she doesn’t have it yet – maybe we’ll get to see her trigger event in this Interlude?

The way she’d obsessed over her phone and the revelation about the eating disorder were clue enough that the woman had been deeply insecure.

I see. Sherlisa Holmes, eh?

…heh, I don’t know her surname yet, so for all I know…

By the time she realized she’d been played, she would still feel compelled to hurry home and check. Probably bad karma to leverage that sort of weakness, but it meant getting one obstacle out of the way.

So that leaves Daniella, right?

The woman had been a bitch anyways.


Lisa watched out of the corner of her eye as the cashier picked up the phone, her eye on attitude, posture, body language, volume of speech.

Worry; calling coworker, not getting response.
Quiet, hushed; hiding anxiety from customers. Wants to convey professionalism, confidence.
Anxiety, wants to convey professionalism: new to the job, only started two weeks ago. Doesn’t know how to open safe: not much money in register. Doesn’t know how to close store alone.

See, in general, this sounds like a Holmes-style look-over (the associations with that are intense) and mostly reasonable assumptions, but there’s no way that would be able to tell her details as specific as “two weeks ago”. It seems like this is a case of her power in action as she “pays attention” and lets the information flow in.

Still no response desperately needs break for bathroom and to sneak a smoke not allowed to smoke on the job looks bad for customers and manager has hard stance on it making clothes smell.

I like that. Fuck smoking.

Lisa closed her eyes briefly, took a small breath to center herself. This power was new, untrained.

Alright, so at least this helps place when the trigger event did happen, even if we’re not getting to see it.

It had a way of running away from her, overwhelming her and leaving her bedridden with headaches if she wasn’t careful.

I like how the information started coming in a run-on sentence to reflect that it was getting overwhelming.

People were too random, too chaotic, too complex. She could only push herself like this for an hour or two every few weeks before she started to suffer. It was getting better over time, as far as her tolerances, but the rate of improvement was agonizingly slow.

This is the other explanation for how Knowing people affects her, the one we already knew – it’s just too much information. The only reason I brought up the Manton effect was the new information that it also happens with other living things. Maybe it’s a mixture of the two.

As for “an hour or two every few weeks”, that tells me that while it’s still a new power, she’s had it for at least a month or so, in order to figure out– wait, no, she could’ve been told that by the power itself.

But still, she’s had it for long enough to be getting better.

No, she had to focus on the essential detail: the girl behind the counter wasn’t calling security. This was good. And given the other bits of information Lisa had picked up, she could be sure the cashier would probably be calling other coworkers before getting someone to kick her out of the store.

Good to know!

Which meant Lisa could do what she came here to do. She turned her attention to the man that sat on the leather covered bench by the change rooms. Thirty-something, wearing fashionable clothes and a nice jacket that was perhaps a bit too big for him, hair recently cut.

Hello there.

He waited with his attention on his smartphone, while his girlfriend or wife tried on something. Deserving of a little more scrutiny.

It doesn’t sound like Lisa knows this guy all that well.

Expensive clothes, expensive phone; wealthy.
Confident, patient despite being in a position many guys hated; mature, adult.

But she’s about to.

Clothes style match his personal tastes, not the type to dress according to girlfriend’s tastes. Tall, athletic: exercise habits developed in military but not currently enlisted this ties into confidence and patience he’s used to waiting and-

And there it goes again.

Her power is kind of like me when I try to be an amateur teacher of a subject I care about – prone to dropping way more information on the poor student than they can handle at once.

She stopped. Needed to get back on track. Just needed a starting point to get at the stuff he’d keep secret. Confidence, military. How would he pick a four digit number?

Wait, is she trying to get into a safe of his, or something similar? He doesn’t seem to be the boss of this shop, so it seems more likely that she’s here because he is than anything else.

Confident and military trained; goes out of his way to keep numbers random.

People suck at being random, but with a little help from a computer, we can do alright.

Kind of ironic, that.

Looks early thirties; born late 70’s. Tendency to go with higher number to start. 8 or 9, mid-range number like four, five or six, then high, low, no repeating numbers.

That narrows things down a bit. If we assume he’s sticking to this tendency and assume 7 counts as a high-range number and 0 is available, that takes the possibilites down from 10000 to 48, if my math is correct.

Dressing in darker jacket, pants, trimmed beard, conservative; number will be even-even-odd-odd or odd-odd-even-even.

Let’s see:
For the first pattern, there’s 8{4 or 6}{7 or 9}{1 or 3}.
For the latter one, we have {7 or 9}582.

That leaves 10 combinations. Lisa is already 1000 times more likely to get it right by picking randomly between the possible combinations than she’d be without this knowledge.

“Something else,” she murmured to herself, as the flow of information began to slow. If it slowed enough, it meant that there weren’t enough points of reference to generate new data, it could even mean her power would start supplying information based on speculation or falsehoods.

Interesting. So if she’s operating on false premises, Tattle might even get further false info from her power, then?

She chanced a look at the cashier, but the girl was studiously ignoring her, for the time being.

I guess she really doesn’t want to try confronting the girl that sent her coworker running.

Correction: {7 or 9}58{0 or 2}, for a total of 12 possibilities.

(#forgot about the zero)

She looked back to the man. Shoes were nothing special. No logos or brand names on anything he wore, that she could see… but he was using his left hand on the touchscreen of his phone.

I guess that’s a detail that could give her something useful.

Southpaw; tendency to go for numbers on left side of keypad, eight, then four, seven, then one or three. One. 8471.

Nice work.

Good. And his wallet…

Southpaw, confident; wallet in left jacket pocket.

Makes sense. So was the code so that she can access his phone after stealing it?

He was distracted. She abandoned the coat rack and approached the man, being careful to stay directly behind him, in his blind spot. His jacket was unbuttoned, and the end with the pocket was draped beside him on the bench, the pocket facing her. Easy grab.

Finder’s keeper’s… o:)

Wallet in left jacket pocket; intended to help mask presence of gun holstered at left hip.

…whoops. Best make sure he doesn’t catch you. Or better yet, nab the gun too.

She turned a hundred and eighty degrees on the spot and walked back the direction she’d come. Concealed gun? Not worth it.

Yeah, that’s fair.

Her retreat stopped when she saw the man that was entering the store. Maroon uniform, cap, belt. One of the enforcers from the Boardwalk. Shit.

Welp. Either Daniella finally stopped calling coworkers, or Lisa is just fresh out of luck today.

She glanced at the cashier. She didn’t need her power to read the girl’s look of surprise and relief to know that the girl hadn’t made the call. Bad luck? She looked at the enforcer.

The latter, then.

So what does your look say about this guy?

Moving with purpose, going out of his way to avoid looking at her; most definitely coming for her.

Her being Lisa? I had expected these italicized power segments to use second person if referring to Lisa, but I guess not.

Had it been the girl she’d scared off, Tasha? Probably not. Did it matter? She turned and looked for another exit. The boyfriend with the smartphone was standing up, saying something to his girlfriend in the changing room, walking towards the clothes rack.

One way or another, this guy had known she was there, although I guess he could’ve just spotted her from outside.

Placing himself in way of exit, position of hand; preparing to draw on her if she gets too close to making a run for it. In cahoots with the enforcer.


Well, this is quite the pickle, isn’t it.

Which could only mean one thing. She looked back at the enforcer that was getting closer to her.

Working with the ‘boyfriend’; Not an enforcer. Ex-military. Has gun.

Wait, so who are these people then? Coil’s soldiers?

To top it off, the girlfriend was leaving the changeroom, talking cheerfully to her boyfriend as he pulled a dress off a rack. Her hand was too close to her oversize bag, which was open. That one was a gimmie. A team of three, each with guns, all of whom were after her.

Well, turns out Lisa was wrong about who was the target here.


Yes, power, we got that. :p

“No kidding,” she muttered to herself. How had they tracked her down? She had been careful to stay out of sight of security cameras, and she had avoided poaching at the same location more than once. She’d used a different ATM each time she drained some rich schmoe’s bank account, hidden her face from the hidden cameras at each.

I guess if Coil himself put in some effort, he could decide that they would just happen to be in the right place at the right time to find her?

She bolted, shoving a display of sunglasses on top of the enforcer, ducking around to his right, out of his reach.

It was a miscalculation, he didn’t care about the sunglasses. He pushed the rack to the ground, hard, and closed the distance with a single long step. He had superior reach, strength. His fist swung in one fluid movement with his step forward, striking her in the stomach, just below her ribcage and off to one side.


Future Tattle must be getting sick of people hitting her in her stomach.

Striking solar plexus; trained in martial arts, striking to inflict maximum pain, disabling-

Mission to capture alive. Unlikely to use gun for anything but intimidation.

“Urggunnnh,” she swore, as she crumpled to the ground.

“Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck did she do?! The merchandise!” The cashier shrieked, shrill. “I’m going to be in so much trouble, oh my god.”

Is that your concern when a guy punches a child? That she toppled a sunglass stand?

“Phone the security office after I’m gone,” the not-enforcer spoke, “My supervisor will take it out of my pay.”

Heh. Unless Coil’s people (assuming that is who these people work for) intercept the call, she’s gonna be rather confused when she finds out there’s no enforcer matching his description working in the area.

“Oh my god,” the cashier spoke, hands over her mouth, oblivious to his words.

“He-” Lisa began to speak, then grunted and choked as she was heaved up to her feet by the back of her shirt. The not-enforcer twisted the fabric of her shirt until his hand was knotted up in it, the collar tight against her throat. “He’s not…”

Honestly, even if you did get that out, I’m not sure Daniella would be able to do any good.

She gave up before going any further with her protests. It didn’t matter. Nobody would believe her. A ratty young teenager from the poor part of town, being paranoid about the cops? Nobody would step in for her, here.

That too.

“I’ll talk to her,” he spoke. “Let’s see.” He patted her down with his free hand, brusque, not giving a second’s thought to the fact that she was a girl and a minor.


He reached his hand into her back pocket and when he pulled it out, he had a small knife clasped in it. Not hers. He placed it on the counter.

Ahh, planting evidence to discredit her even more.

The cashier stared at the knife, eyes widening, then she turned her attention to the merchandise. Ignoring him. What the enforcers did wasn’t something that few bystanders were willing to dwell on. But these people wouldn’t step in. Not for a potentially dangerous teenager that had been carrying a concealed weapon.

These guys know what they’re doing, clearly.

Had he been a real enforcer, Lisa would be scared enough. There were stories. People having their fingers broken for shoplifting, being beaten insensate, and there were even tales of the rare girl or boy getting raped by the really twisted fucks.

Just… fuck off. These people aren’t enforcing anything but their own sense of power.

When the enforcer was done making sure the offender in question wouldn’t come back to the Boardwalk, they left the bloodied person in the back of an alley, worked with another to stick them in a dumpster, or if it was late enough that nobody would see, they would toss them off the side of the boardwalk.


A fifteen to twenty foot drop, depending on the tides and the location of the drop, onto sand or into water that was freezing cold for half the year.

Rest in peace.

He marched her out of the store, heaving her to the right to keep her from bumping into the doorframe.

He wasn’t an enforcer though. And he had a gun. The looming punishment was a little more final than what the enforcers tended to pull.

Has gun; has killed before.

Yeah, maybe, but I don’t think these people are actually here to punish you so much as make sure you come with them to meet with Coil.

He might kill her. It wasn’t like she hadn’t done something worth killing over. She’d drained people’s bank accounts, pocketed the funds. Thousands of dollars, sometimes.

A spot of light hung in the center of her vision. She’d pushed too hard with her power. She’d have to conserve the use of her power, now, or the migraine would knock her out cold when it arrived in force.

Ah, yeah. Time to stop knowing for a while.

Also, I finally got what kind of code she was trying to get. I’m an idiot sometimes.

There were people all over the Boardwalk. The tourists watched with idle curiosity while the locals averted their eyes. Such a contrast there – the locals knewwhat was up. It was just inconvenient to pay attention to it.

It’s Somebody Else’s Problem.

He forced her into a side street, then rounded a corner so they were behind the row of stores. He shoved her against a wall, held her there.

She spoke, “Tell me what they’re paying you, I’ll double it. I won’t have the money right away, but-“

Nice try.

“Not negotiating,” the enforcer spoke.

A few long seconds passed. She pushed the welling nervousness down, did her best to offer him a smile with her face smushed against the brick. She asked him, “What’s next?”

“For now, we wait.”

For a vehicle, perhaps?

Waiting she could live with. Waiting wasn’t getting shot and left for some store employee to find as they took out the trash.

It took a minute before the boyfriend and girlfriend rounded the corner.

Ah, right, for them.

“Marcus, you know that’s no way to handle a lady,” the ‘girlfriend’ spoke. She had a posh English accent. When she spoke again, the accent remained, but the upper class lilt was gone, her voice serious, “Turn her around.”


I don’t like this.

Marcus, the ‘enforcer’, hauled on Lisa’s shoulder, flipping her around, before planting his palm on her collarbone and pushing her back against the wall.

The ‘boyfriend’ was holding a phone to his ear. He handed it to the English woman.

“You have a phone call. We advise you take it,” the woman smiled at Lisa.

Coil, that you?

Lisa accepted the phone and held it to one ear.

“‘Sup?” she injected playfulness and good humor she definitely didn’t feel into her voice, grinned for the benefit of the three adults with guns.


“I apologize for the manner of our meeting, I hope my soldiers were not too rough on you, Lisa Wilbourn,” the voice on the other end was smooth, calm, unruffled, “Or is it Sarah Livsey?”

“Either or,” she replied, “Lisa these days.”

Hey, names! And yeah, this definitely sounds like Coil.

“As you wish. I have been watching you for some time, Lisa Wilbourn, I have become aware that you are something special, and I would like to buy your services.”

Word choice, buy vs. hire: large amounts of money involved.
Word choice, buy vs. make an offer: not really a negotiation.

How would you like to become part of a team?

She glanced at the weapons the three hired guns had in hand.

“I’m listening.”

And so she became an employee of the mysterious Boss that wouldn’t be so mysterious to her in particular for that much longer.

She glanced at the weapons the three hired guns had in hand.

“I’m listening.”

And so she became an employee of the mysterious Boss that wouldn’t be so mysterious to her in particular for that much longer.

Let’s be real, though, one of the biggest takeaways from that was that Tattletale is essentially a supercharged Sherlock Holmes. Nice.

Leviathan whipped his tail around, slamming it through the ranks of capes. Immediately after, a lash of water followed in the wake of his movement, cutting down yet another line of gathered heroes and villains. The armbands announced the losses to the defending side with every attack Leviathan made. Tattletale hung back, further than even the ranged attackers, and watched.

Dang it, Timmy.

So we’ve got Tattletale looking at an Endbringer… are we going to learn more about how the Endbringers became what they are?

Steady blood flow from small wounds, asynchronous movement; has blood but no comprehensive cardiac system
No cardiac system, no mouth, no nose, no apparent ears: nonstandard nervous system.


“Educated guess says your power doesn’t work so hot on him,” she told Regent, as the two of them backed away.


“Fuck, no. If I can do something, my power’s probably gonna backfire like crazy, and I think that bastard’s quick enough that he’s not about to fall flat on his face.”

Usually speedsters are especially prone to tripping, but they do also often have enhanced reactions.

Tattletale glanced at where Skitter was hurrying to assist one of the wounded. Even knowing Taylor was out of earshot, she was careful to lower her voice, “And I guess your secret weapon isn’t going to work either?”

…now what’s this all about? Hmmm.


Hmm I say.

(#dang it timmy)

“Take two or three times as long, probably, if it worked at all,” Regent grumbled. “Fuck, I’m useless.”

I wonder if this secret weapon might involve nerve signals directly in the brain? I don’t really see how that’d help, though, or why it’d be hush-hush, so I doubt it.

“Then use that first aid training Grue made us get, help out, and keep an eye out in case your power’s needed.”

Good plan.

Alexandria flew toward Leviathan like a black arrow.


Let’s see what this Standard Alexandria Package, and whatever additional power(s) she might have, can do!

Leviathan charged forward as if to meet the heroine in a head on collision, then stopped abruptly. His ‘echo’, like a model of himself shaped out of water, continued forward with the same momentum he’d had while sprinting forward.


The heroine used her hands to break the surface tension of the water with a deafening crash, plunged through the water and out the other end, toward Leviathan.


She caught him around the neck and slammed him down against the road hard enough that even Tattletale, at the rear lines of the battlefield, had to adjust her footing as the impact rocked the ground.


Whatever advantage Alexandria had gained, it didn’t last long. Leviathan’s tail snaked up and around the heroine’s neck, catching her. He whipped her into the ground, beside him, up into a wall, then back down. This time, he held her beneath the water, using one claw to help pin her.

Aaand there they go. I’m not sure Alexandria will make it out of this alive.

Honestly, though, if Alexandria is going to die, I think I’d like to see Skitter’s reaction to that, having idolized the woman.

Dragon, racing forward through the air with an earsplitting roar, launched the full complement of missiles she had on her suit. Before the munitions even struck Leviathan, Dragon was shedding the jet engine atop her, the missile launchers, and other extraneous devices, much as a space shuttle cast off pieces of itself as it launched.


The suit collided with Leviathan a half second after the missiles exploded against his torso and shoulders, and steel claws gripped his limbs.

Nice work.

The ‘face’ of her armored suit opened up and began discharging a blue-white flame into his face. The ‘flames’ didn’t move like flames should, spilling off him and down into the water, where they pooled on the road and continued to burn – after a fashion – beneath the water.

Sounds like a sort of… liquid flame. Not a burning liquid, but flame in liquid form. I know that doesn’t make much sense.

Leviathan, for his part, began tearing into Dragon, clawing away layers of armor with each swipe of his claws, almost uncaring as to the liquid fire that was spilling over him..

Oh hey, I guess I was right to call it that.

Between the smoke from the missiles and the steam that arose where the liquid fire touched water, Tattletale was having trouble seeing the battle.

Uh oh. Censor steam, so we don’t have to actually see the deaths of one or more of these heroes?

Tattletale pressed the two buttons on her armband, “Give me a flier to get me to a better vantage point. Moderate priority.”

Nice. It seems like being able to actually see something makes it easier for her to Know about it, so it’s vital for her to be able to see the action if she’s gonna help.

It took only ten seconds before one of the Silicon Valley capes arrived. The man with the jetpack gripped her wrists and carried her up a dizzying height to the roof of the nearest building, five stories tall.

Tinker, probably. In fact, if Silicon Valley is a team rather than a descriptor for where this man comes from geographically (isn’t Silicon Valley in California or Arizona? bit of a trek, though I suppose taxiporters would help), then I’d venture to guess that the entire team is made of Tinkers.

She moved to the edge, being careful to stay out of the way of the other capes that were already set up, raining bullets, flames, lasers and other projectiles down on Leviathan at every opportunity. The Endbringer was still battling Dragon, had dug deep enough through metal and armor to reach the center of her suit.

That is bad. That is very bad.

how many licks does it take to…

Dragon ejected, skidded to a stop eighty feet away, a smaller suit of armor with thin arms and legs, each tapering down to points.

Nice, she has the sense to wear armor inside her mechs in case this kind of thing is to happen and she has to eject.

The suit Dragon had left behind glowed red, orange, white, then exploded violently around Leviathan, as though every crevice had been packed with high explosives.

Shame about the suit, but every bit of damage they can deal counts.

Leviathan reeled, lashed his tail, and then lunged back toward the gathered capes. He was intercepted by three flying capes this time, who harried him with superstrength and the case of one hero, an oversized battle axe.


Dragon enters battle with suit packed with explosives, risky, current suit has insufficient room for arms and legs: Suit unmanned.

Ahh, nice. She’s not armored up in case she has to eject – the ejection is a decoy. She’s controlling things remotely!

I told you she wasn’t in the suit at the beach! ;D

Remotely controlled? Tattletale raised an eyebrow. She hunkered down to to watch the fight, mentally opening those doors that let more information flow.

Leviathan, nonstandard cardiac, nervous systems: irregular biology.

Ooh, time to learn a thing or two.

No standard organs or weak points. No brain, heart or center of operations for rest of his body.

It kind of sounds like he’s just a mindless, violent sack of blood and meat, but we know he’s got some degree of intelligence.

Irregular biology, no vulnerable organs: body divided into layers, extending down to hyperdurable core body, each layer down is slightly more than twice as durable as previous.

Huh. I guess I spent my lollipop joke too early.

Exterior skin is hard as aluminum alloy, but flexible, lets him move. 3% deeper in toward core of arms, legs, claws, tail, or .5% in toward core of head, trunk, neck, tissues are hard as steel. 6% in toward core of extremities or 1% toward core of main body/head, tissues strong as tungsten. 9% toward core of extremities, 1.5% toward core of main body, head, tissues strong as boron. 12%-

Getting a little more detailed than necessary there.

She had to stop, start again. Her power did that, if she didn’t focus, kept giving her a steady flow of information but not information she could use.

Much like me when I was younger.

Leviathan had dispatched the three flying heroes and was dueling with Narwhal.

Poke him real good!

Although I guess you wouldn’t get very far in given how strong Leviathan’s tissues are. Might wanna stick to your usual forcefields.

That said, for all I know, Narwhal could have more powers.

Ballistic from the Travellers was providing supporting fire, sending trash, dumpsters, rubble and pieces of the street careening into Leviathan.

Ballistic sends stuff shooting off at high speeds… Damn the Manton effect, it would’ve been neat if he could do that to Leviathan himself.

Another try.

Durable layers to body, no conventional organs, irregular biology: Tissues mend from the inside out, layers expanding to fill wounds and integrating into surrounding structures. Not human.

Of course he can regenerate too.

That last bit is very interesting. Does that mean he was never human, or has the power just subjectively decided that he’s changed enough to not really be human anymore?

I’m leaning towards the former, which raises the question: How did the Endbringers come to be if they are not extremely fucked up parahumans with incredible power?

Knew that much.

Not human: Never was human.

Well, that’s a confirmation on that.

That gave her pause. But she could imagine Grue shouting at her, “Something we can use!” and that was nudge enough to get her to focus her efforts. “Weak points.”

The power has been quite clear on Leviathan not having physical weak points, but maybe she can find behavioral or tactical ones?

No vulnerable organs, hyperdurable tissues: simple organs exist at core of torso, where there is highest amount of surrounding tissues.

Except he doesn’t have a brain, heart or other center of operations, and he clearly has no way of eating in a traditional sense, so he doesn’t need a stomach, kidneys or intestines. Lungs are also out without a circulatory system. What kind of organs could there be in there?

Optimal thickness of layer and narrowness of body part at upper arms, just before shoulder joint, and upper thighs, just below hip joint.

Eyy, useful information! Not having a weak point doesn’t mean there’s not a weakest point.

Something she – everyone – could use. She pressed the button for the communicator on her armband, “He’s got weak points, sort of. He’ll take the most damage at the arm-“

She was cut off by a blared warning from the armband, and a shuddering rumble of the roof she and the squad of ranged combatants had gathered on. The rumbling only intensified with each passing second.

Uh oh. I’m not sure what this is but it ain’t good. Is he attacking the building they’re on?

“Wave!” someone screamed.

Forcefields went up, and being as high as they were, they were out of reach of the worst of it. She could see it, a tide of water several stories high.


The impact was reduced to a manageable level only by the shattered Boardwalk and fallen buildings at the end of the road, the uphill slope.

That’s something, at least. Though it’s worth noting that uphill slopes tend to make waves bigger, at least when they’re under the water.

The crash when when the wave rolled against the side of the building was enough to knock over nearly everyone on the roof.

Structure, building age, strength of wave; building will hold.

Oof. Well, at least it’s stable for now.

Hope the people on the ground are as fortunate.

Except another problem became immediately clear. Without the interference of the most durable front line combatants, Leviathan was able to move freely.


The building shuddered, one wall of the building began to crumble, and Leviathan climbed fast enough that his momentum carried him twenty feet above the rooftop. He landed in the midst of them, and the roof crumbled beneath his mass.

H-hi there.

Two people closest to him were swallowed up as the roof disintegrated underfoot, tumbling towards Leviathan. He adjusted the position of his feet and one hand, to place them at the still-intact portions of the roof’s edge, where the structure was strongest.

I’m no longer sure the structure is gonna be stable for much longer.

Only a second after he’d landed, the water that followed in his wake crashed down on the roof, splashing out to push everyone present ten or fifteen feet away from Leviathan, tearing the gaping hole in the roof open even further. Tattletale gripped the edge of the roof to keep from being pushed over, choked as water forced itself into her nose and mouth. A less fortunate cape screamed as she fell.

Well, you’re just about fucked.

This would be a good fucking time to act, Regent.

Secret weapon time?

Wave; Regent briefly incapacitated.

“Fuck,” she muttered.


Hadn’t Taylor been in a situation like this when they’d met? With Lung? How had she coped?

Right, she hadn’t. We stepped in. Great.

Heh, that’s very helpful.

But yeah, I suppose this is a very similar situation – an enemy you have no hope of doing anything against yourself, jumping up on a rooftop to kill you.

Except this time it’s a different element and a far more dangerous enemy.

The armband was still rattling off the casualties from the wave. As Tattletale coughed, tried to clear her mouth enough to breathe, Leviathan lashed out with the one claw that wasn’t planted against the walls of the building, easily striking two heroes down.

How many capes were there even to begin with?

From the damage done, it was painfully obvious that they weren’t invincible or anywhere close to it. A third person gravely injured by the crushing flow of water that followed in the wake of his claw, momentum and a lack of attachment to Leviathan’s own body letting it extend well beyond his reach.


Some cape wearing armor studded with stone imagery retaliated, some sort of power that let him generate matter, like chunks of rock or metal pouring out in a stream, spraying into Leviathan’s face, making the creature pull back.







(#dang it timmy)

Leviathan retaliated with a whiplike lash of his tail, bisecting the man. Of the twelve or so that had been on the roof a minute ago, only three remained.

Aaand he’s dead. I bet he’s not feeling half as confident now.

Not even looking her way, Leviathan raised one claw in Tattletale’s general direction. The water on the roof shifted, surged toward Tattletale in an isolated wave as tall as she was, lifting her, pushing at her.

Your turn. :/

The sting of the spray and the salt of the water blinded her. There was a brief dizzying moment where she realized she couldn’t tell which way was up. She realized she was falling.

Sounds like he pushed her off the building – this would be a good time for a flier to come by.

Stupid, the thought was an accusation, biting, directed wholly at herself.

There’s no word that’s harsher to her. 😦

Damn it, Wildbow.

She was the last to arrive. She grinned as she joined the group that had gathered by the entrance to the Trainyards. So these are the people Coil found.

Would they happen to include a tall, dark and handsome guy, a scrawny laid-back one and a homeless girl with a few dogs?

“You aren’t wearing a costume, and you’re late,” spoke the tallest of the three present, his voice echoing as if from someplace more distant than he was.


Nice introduction there, Grue!

He was covered in darkness that smouldered like a low flame, obscuring him, drifting off in faint wisps. At times, she could see the image of a skull in the midst of it. Intriguing.

Ooh, I wonder what her power says about this. I’d love it if it turned out the darkness could shroud him from her power, like a true hero of Void.

Darkness generation; muffles sound.
Muffles sound, light: inhibits radiation, microwaves, radio frequencies, miniscule effects on the transfer of kinetic energy-

Ah, fair enough.

“Miniscule effects on the transfer of kinetic energy” presumably refers to the slight resistance felt by people moving inside the darkness.

“Don’t have one,” Lisa replied, before she could get lost in the flow of information and took too long to respond.

“You’ll have to get one.”

Orders, demands, statements, condemnations, use of skull in costume: solo operator, organized, careful to divorce emotion from action & agenda. Falls back on order, rules, self discipline in times of stress.


“I was sort of thinking I’d take a backseat role, serve as your contact, the gal on the other end of the phone, keeping you guys on track, feeding you info.”

“Fuck that,” the only other girl in the group spoke, jabbing a finger at her, “If you’re taking an equal share, you’re gonna get your hands dirty too.” One of the dogs that accompanied the girl growled, as if to punctuate the statement.

Hehe. The role Lisa suggested makes sense, though as we’ve seen in the present, it turns out she’s quite capable of maneuvering the battlefield and manipulating the enemies in person.

Word choice, ‘too’: haunted by demons.

Interesting observation. Not sure how it follows.

Swearing: Antisocial.
Unhappy with status quo: seeking to change things, seeking money, power, prestige.

Power and prestige are not words I would’ve used to describe Rachel’s goals until this point, but I suppose that comes with the money. Besides, power can be a lot of things, such as the power to help her doggos.

Antisocial, swearing, clothes prioritizing function and comfort over style: not seeking human connections, prefers company of dogs. Powers relate to dogs.
Powers relating to dogs, not seeking human connections, antisocial, inner demons: powers side effects disconnected standard human empathy and understanding, no longer grasps full extent of human relations, signals, signs, cues-

Huh, she learned that rather quickly.

Tattletale shrugged, admitted, “My power isn’t so good in a direct confrontation.”

“Figure it out,” the darkness generator told her.

“Make it work.”

(…sorry, been reading a Ladybug fic where that was a recurring phrase.)

“Alright, can do,” she assured him. As much to test his patience and see his limits, she grinned and offered the words, “Should be fun.”

The darkness generator folded his arms .

Folded arms: Irritation, doubt.

Heh, yeah, Grue is very much not in this for “fun”.

She glanced at the one person who hadn’t spoken yet. Hard ceramic mask with a blank expression frozen on it, a coronet set atop black hair, renaissance era clothing. Only his eyes were visible.

“Barrels of fun,” the boy spoke, in a tone that might have been sarcastic, or might have been disinterested. His eyes met hers.

Tends to be hard to tell with him.

Disinterest or affected disinterest, lack of engagement, lack of pupil dilation or contraction coinciding with eye contact: limited emotional depth, deeply repressed emotions and/or depression. Sociopath.

Heh. I remember when Lisa told Taylor that Rachel wasn’t a sociopath. Meanwhile, her power is telling her that Alec is one.

Odd as it was, she felt better, knowing these things. She liked to think that everyone had roughly the same measure of fucked-up-ness in them, some weird or offensive element.

Sorry, Tattle, but given the sheer amount of fucked-up-ness in some of the characters of this story, I’m not inclined to agree.

Knowing that it was so close to the surface, or relatively close in the darkness manipulator’s case, it was almost reassuring. It meant that she didn’t find out something ugly days, weeks or months down the line.

Heh, yeah, that’s fair.

Which was a set of memories she was not keen to dwell on. She pushed that thought & the emotions that boiled up with it out of her mind and grinned as though she found Regent’s comment amusing.

Memories? Sounds like she’s had a bad experience with someone before, possibly relating to her trigger event.

The darkness generator made a noise, which she realized was a sigh. He spoke, “Alright. We do this team thing, we’re going to do it properly.”

“Of course,” she smiled wider. As much to irritate him as anything else, she added, “How hard could it be?”

This little fox is such a trickster, I love it.

Endbringer of Interlude 8 (Bonus)

Well. I got my Tattletale backstory, to some extent.

Problem is she might also be dead, with her dying thought being the one word she really took offense to, directed at herself. I’m not sure if she is, but if she is, this was a fantastically written exit. Beginnings and endings intertwined, the formation of a team and its breaking apart as the heart of it is washed off a building. The ironic echo of Tattletale calling herself stupid in the same chapter as a reminder of how much she hates being called stupid.

This chapter was brilliant and sad, and while I feebly hope she’s not dead, I have nothing but praise for the execution of it if she is.

Damn it, Wildbow, you’re good.

See you all next time.

(#dang it timmy???)

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